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Short Rain Jokes Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation? A: Hail! Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down. Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? A: Foul (fowl) weather. Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? A: The nearest ISOBAR Q: What's worse than raining buckets? A: Hailing taxis! Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? A: A weekend. Q: What is the Mexican weather report? A: Chili today and hot tamale. Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? A: An extra hour of rain. Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates? A: To cloud 9 Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof? A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles. Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say? A: I'm going to pieces. Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? A: My plop is bigger than your plop. Q: How do lightning bolts flirt? A: They electrocute each other Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money? A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets Rain Bar Jokes Thunderstorm One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."
Small Tourist Hotel A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!" The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"
GOLFER After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded... "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."