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The
Chuck Norris jokes started in the summer of 2005 as the result of a thread on
the SomethingAwful forums. A thread started called “Post Your Vin Diesel Facts”
in response to the movie "The Pacifier" coming out. This movie
featured Vin Diesel as a Navy SEAL turned babysitter. After the thread died out
a teenager named Ian Spector decided to make a web page called the "Vin
Diesel Fact Generator" to be a repository for the "facts" and
allow visitors to make new "facts". The web site had some popularity
but started to die out by the summer, so Spector solicited suggestions for a
replacement for Vin Diesel. Norris was the winner by an overwhelming margin on
write-in votes. This was possibly because of the "Walker Texas Ranger
lever" joke which Conan O'Brien was running on the Tonight Show at the
same time. As a result Spector changed the "Vin Diesel Fact
Generator" into the "Chuck Norris Fact Generator" which you can
visit at chucknorrisfacts.com and the rest was history. The new generator
debuted in December of 2005 and was just a one-pager with an email address to
make submissions.
Too
late! According to Spector's new book, Norris has nicknamed his testicles
"the good, the bad and the ugly," and his orgasms have been known to
trigger avalanches throughout Europe, volcanic eruptions around the Pacific Rim
and violent political unrest across Tatooine.
Although
Spector says he's surprised the Chuck Norris "facts" have lasted, he
thinks they succeed because there is a forumula for making them work.
"You
take something normal and combine it with something crazy," he said.
A
perfect example: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the
Islands.
There's
another factor that might be best termed "red state/ blue state."
"If
you're a fan of Chuck Norris, you'll like this book," Spector promised.
"But it's just as funny if you're not."
Spector
is surprised that many people do consider Chuck Norris to be the ultimate
badass based on the jokes he's helped propagate.
"A
lot of people only became aware of him after the jokes became popular," he
said.
He
may have a point, says Los Angeles-based branding expert Grant Powell.
The
nice guy -needs- to believe that he is the best person for the object of his
desires, because otherwise his insecurities will overrun him with jealousies
and fear. The truth of the matter is that there are many people out there who
can be a good match for her. We rarely stop loving people we truly care about.
Even if we no longer continue the relationship, the feelings will continue...
But love isn't mutually exclusive. We can (and do) love many people in our
lives, and romantic love is really no different. Though he may love her
immensely, there will likely be other people who have loved her just as much in
her past, and will love her just as much in the future. The irony of it all is:
"Who would want to go out with someone who was inherintly unlovable
anyways?"
More
than loving the woman in his life, a Nice Guy NEEDS her. "She is my Life,
my only source of happiness..." YECH! What kind of a burden is that to
place on her? That SHE has to be responsible for YOUR happiness? Get a grip!
Another
mistake Nice Guys make is to go after "hard luck" cases. They
deliberately pick women with neuroses, problems, and personality disorders,
because Nice Guys are "helpers". A Nice Guy thinks that by
"helping" this woman, it will make him a better, more lovable person.
He thinks it will give him a sense of accomplishment, and that she will
appreciate and love him more, for all his efforts and sacrifice. He is usually
disappointed by the results.
This
ultimately boils down to the fact that Nice Guys don't like themselves. Is it
any wonder women don't like them? In order to truly love someone else, you must
first love yourself. Too often Nice Guys mistake obsession for
"love".
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