Friday 22 November 2013

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

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Jokes
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha,
Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…
 Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.
Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…
 Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…
Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C, Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Joke Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry


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