Friday 22 November 2013

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

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Jokes
Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,
Wah Ji Wah…
Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…
Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.
Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?
Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di…
Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english:
“Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai.”
Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.
 Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi
 Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
 Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
 Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa
Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"
 Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha
 Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.
Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya...

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry

Jokes Sms In Hindi In Urdu In English In Punjabi Marathi Pic Images Wallpaper In Urdu 2013 Poetry


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